Day 23: Looking for Love in the Underworld – Personals Ad

Seeking Credit
Tall, handsome, silverfox

Wealthy and established

CEO and Ruler of his own dominion

Looking for a lady who loves the nightlife, you know, the dark.

Ok with snuggles by the blue flamed lake of damnation

Doesn’t mind the dead or their wailing

Willing to be loved for all eternity, dotted on constantly

Must love pomegranates and  dogs

-Hades, Lord of the Underworld

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